Master of the sass
Five Things You’d Put in a Pentagram to Summon Me

crummi:

viragunn:

Your move, followers. What items do you use to bring me forth? 

lol im curious

fredschilton:

if you ever feel like a failure, just remember that jack crawford and the fbi arrested a vegan as the main suspect on a cannibal case

viviku:

vandigo:

redsuns-n-orangemoons:

shybairnsget-nowt:

americas-liberty:

Students Fed Up With Michelle Obama’s School Lunch Overhaul — Menu-Item Snapshots Spell Out Why

Wow that is depressing. 

okay but is that michelle’s fault for pushing for healtheir lunches or is it school districts’ faults for cutting corner by cutting calories but not making lunch any healthier?

let’s look into it.

Yes, thank you. Because yes she is pushing for a healthier lunch, but the schools still value football over feeding their students, which means that instead of providing enough healthy food to keep their students from starving, they are cutting down the amount of food available to fit within the caloric requirements … while then taking the money they saved to re-sod the football field for the third year in a row. Maybe new uniforms.

thank you for adding that. i really really doubted michelle wanted this to happen.

My school just makes it so you can’t buy a lunch unless you get a serving of vegetables and fruit so that students are encouraged to eat healthier.

purplelephant24:

the fly one i can’t breathe

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asktheundeadroyals:

15 seconds of all the songs I could find that sync with this gif

Bullshit.
Powerpuff girls wasn’t even aired until 1994. The last episode was aired on March 25th 2005.
The first movie of spy kids was released in 2001, making it thirteen years old (being that it is 2014.)
Crash bandicoot, the first game, was released in 1996 for the play station, and the first playstation was introduced in 1994.
And really I doubt I have to explain that pokemon hasn’t been around for 146 years, since the game boy was introduced in 1989, making the gameboy itself 25 years old.
Still makes people feel old but at least use the right information. Because really it’s disrespectful to these wonderful pieces of childhood when you get their ages wrong.

Bullshit.

Powerpuff girls wasn’t even aired until 1994. The last episode was aired on March 25th 2005.

The first movie of spy kids was released in 2001, making it thirteen years old (being that it is 2014.)

Crash bandicoot, the first game, was released in 1996 for the play station, and the first playstation was introduced in 1994.

And really I doubt I have to explain that pokemon hasn’t been around for 146 years, since the game boy was introduced in 1989, making the gameboy itself 25 years old.

Still makes people feel old but at least use the right information. Because really it’s disrespectful to these wonderful pieces of childhood when you get their ages wrong.

sixpenceee:

guykneecologist:

This.

omfg reblogging till the end of time

nuclearpiss:

is this supernatural

hayleyandtheholytrinity:

corneyandme:

donnie131:

niteninjas:

servent-alearika:

itsalwayspandatime:

m3rmaids-island:

All but 5. 

I think I’ve been called all of these before…./sigh

I have been called most of these.

Every single one…

12 of them

i have been called seven of these.

I’ve been called all of these

My step mom called me a good number of these regularly.

hayleyandtheholytrinity:

corneyandme:

donnie131:

niteninjas:

servent-alearika:

itsalwayspandatime:

m3rmaids-island:

All but 5. 

I think I’ve been called all of these before…./sigh

I have been called most of these.

Every single one…

12 of them

i have been called seven of these.

I’ve been called all of these

My step mom called me a good number of these regularly.

cupboardgods:

I watch this at least 10 times every time it shows up on my dash

haaaaaaaaaaytham:

"IF YOU SCROLL PAST THIS YOURE A TERRIBLE HUMAN BEING"

"IF U DONT REBLOG THIS IM JUDGING U "

"U SUCK IF U DONT REBLOG"

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muchneededmerch:

ruinedchildhood:

I was not expecting that

I was, but the second part got me.

muchneededmerch:

ruinedchildhood:

I was not expecting that

I was, but the second part got me.

asandcastleheart:

Hey, guys! This is my friend, Sunny, and she’s currently studying in Arizona on a student visa from Saudi Arabia. When her parents found out that she’s transgender, they pulled the scholarships she had received which paid for housing and school. Currently she’s at risk for not being able to pay for school, and that would mean she would have to go back to Arabia, which is a very dangerous place for LGBTQ people (including imprisonment and the death penalty).
She’s an absolute angel and very important to me. Even if you can’t donate, please please please signal boost this so people can be aware of this situation and help out however they can.
You can donate here.
Thank you so much for taking the time to read or share this! Have a nice day!

asandcastleheart:

Hey, guys! This is my friend, Sunny, and she’s currently studying in Arizona on a student visa from Saudi Arabia. When her parents found out that she’s transgender, they pulled the scholarships she had received which paid for housing and school. Currently she’s at risk for not being able to pay for school, and that would mean she would have to go back to Arabia, which is a very dangerous place for LGBTQ people (including imprisonment and the death penalty).

She’s an absolute angel and very important to me. Even if you can’t donate, please please please signal boost this so people can be aware of this situation and help out however they can.

You can donate here.

Thank you so much for taking the time to read or share this! Have a nice day!

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