Master of the sass
muchneededmerch:

ruinedchildhood:

I was not expecting that

I was, but the second part got me.

muchneededmerch:

ruinedchildhood:

I was not expecting that

I was, but the second part got me.

asandcastleheart:

Hey, guys! This is my friend, Sunny, and she’s currently studying in Arizona on a student visa from Saudi Arabia. When her parents found out that she’s transgender, they pulled the scholarships she had received which paid for housing and school. Currently she’s at risk for not being able to pay for school, and that would mean she would have to go back to Arabia, which is a very dangerous place for LGBTQ people (including imprisonment and the death penalty).
She’s an absolute angel and very important to me. Even if you can’t donate, please please please signal boost this so people can be aware of this situation and help out however they can.
You can donate here.
Thank you so much for taking the time to read or share this! Have a nice day!

asandcastleheart:

Hey, guys! This is my friend, Sunny, and she’s currently studying in Arizona on a student visa from Saudi Arabia. When her parents found out that she’s transgender, they pulled the scholarships she had received which paid for housing and school. Currently she’s at risk for not being able to pay for school, and that would mean she would have to go back to Arabia, which is a very dangerous place for LGBTQ people (including imprisonment and the death penalty).

She’s an absolute angel and very important to me. Even if you can’t donate, please please please signal boost this so people can be aware of this situation and help out however they can.

You can donate here.

Thank you so much for taking the time to read or share this! Have a nice day!

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skyrover9:

mkaiser323:

It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.

Being a dick even to demons

shsl-life-fiber-titan-killers:

yougotbuncedbitch:

Hey yall spread the word!

Guys, I do understand we shouldn’t post about it, but please do not get upset because people watched it.
We all do shit we aren’t proud of at one point and we aren’t all proud, but it was watched, many saw it, not much we can do, right?

shsl-life-fiber-titan-killers:

yougotbuncedbitch:

Hey yall spread the word!

Guys, I do understand we shouldn’t post about it, but please do not get upset because people watched it.

We all do shit we aren’t proud of at one point and we aren’t all proud, but it was watched, many saw it, not much we can do, right?

Reblog this if you can read a hand clock

mirax3163:

askhumanitestitanlover:

image

just curious

more like how much of tumblr went to the 1st grade

damamgedinvestigator:

allbecauseoftheboys:

Dear Mom and Dad,
This is what happiness looks like. Sorry you were so miserable in your own lives that you couldn’t allow me a chance at my own. I went out and found it anyway. I miss you, and will miss you even more this holiday season since you won’t allow me to come back home unless I have a woman on my arm. Oh by the way, we’ll still be using the family recipe for the stuffing, I’m sure it’ll be a hit with our friends.
Happy Holidays, Your son, his boyfriend, and our spoiled cat

damamgedinvestigator:

allbecauseoftheboys:

Dear Mom and Dad,

This is what happiness looks like. Sorry you were so miserable in your own lives that you couldn’t allow me a chance at my own. I went out and found it anyway. I miss you, and will miss you even more this holiday season since you won’t allow me to come back home unless I have a woman on my arm. Oh by the way, we’ll still be using the family recipe for the stuffing, I’m sure it’ll be a hit with our friends.

Happy Holidays,
Your son, his boyfriend, and our spoiled cat

jibblyuniverse:

tokidokifish:

inscarletsilence:

good christ steve your face

#their entire relationship in a single frame

Get your fucking hand off my shoulder before I star Spangle beat the shit outta you

jibblyuniverse:

tokidokifish:

inscarletsilence:

good christ steve your face

#their entire relationship in a single frame

Get your fucking hand off my shoulder before I star Spangle beat the shit outta you

That whole thing gave me goosebumps

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

but is he talking about Bronx or Patrick

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

but is he talking about Bronx or Patrick

for-the-love-of-classical-music:

angel-of-the-sass:

This right here is a fucking hundred twenty-eighth note or semihemidemisemiquaver or quasihemidemisemiquaver notes. Beethoven decided to just go ahead and invent these little shits which you play 1/128 the length of a whole note. In non music terms, hella fast. Like 10x the speed of fuck. Not even that, these fuckers were only used in one piece by Beethoven and rarely show up in any other music. So they’re the most useless fuckers ever also. NOT ONLY THAT but they do actually use 132 note rests(rarely), which shouldn’t even be counted. You can pretty much skip it. Its like playing a note super staccato. They are the most fucking useless rests ever. Wtfg Beethoven. You created the most useless fucking note on the planet. I hope your mother’s proud(not that you could hear her if she was).

omg “angel of the sass” thank you for the sass

stereofeathers:

stereofeathers:

stereofeathers:

stereofeathers:

FUCK I FORGOT THAT THE BIRD STORE I WORK AT HAS ONE BABY BIRD THAT LIKES TO SLEEP IN PEOPLES POCKETS IM HOME AND SOMETHING IS MOVING IN MY POCKET OH FUCK


YEAH ITS THE BIRD I JUST ACCIDENTALLY STOLE A BIRD

 MY BOSS JUST GAVE ME THE MOST STERN LOOK OF DISAPPROVAL BEFORE HE STARTED LAUGHING SO HARD HE HAD TO GRAB THE EDGE OF A TABLE

NO GOD PLEASE DONT LET THIS BE THE POST THAT MAKES ME TUMBLR FAMOUS